words without, now with new and improved hyphen. Semi-professional lurker, but on other accounts I write words. I answer all asks publicly unless asked not to because it's the only way to keep track of what it is I've said.
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This is not a fandom-specific blog, but will contain lots of Assassin's Creed, lots of Queer as Folk, lots of WTNV and LOTR and other fun abbreviations, lots of half-hysteric ramblings...
Also some naked dudes.
Look, man (Man?), I’m sorry I’m skipping the Sedars this year, but I picked up all these extra shifts at work because all the other Jews took off, and we’re talking copyediting hours here, those basically pay my rent every month, and it’s not like my family Sedars are the traditional 30-hour-long affairs, my family throws a plate together and skips all the boring prayers and someone usually sneaks a sip outta Elijah’s glass -
So look, I’m sorry, really I am, but this whole ‘I will avoid bread products to make up for skipping the Sedar’ plan I had may not work because my diet consists entirely of bread products. Pasta is cheap and easy and comes in little microwavable work-friendly cups! Matzo is disgusting! I’m not even supposed to eat rice!? Like what the heck, what do you expect me to put my bacon cheeseburger on?
(If You’d ever tried a bacon cheeseburger You would not have banned meat+dairy I’m just sayin’.)
Remember that last Yom Kippur I literally fell out of my chair from hunger for You. Also my neighbors are loudly Hasidic so every time I stay home on a Friday it’s like being in shul which really should count for something.
I hope we can still be friends.