words without, now with new and improved hyphen. Semi-professional lurker, but on other accounts I write words. I answer all asks publicly unless asked not to because it's the only way to keep track of what it is I've said.

Tumblr is a confusing bastard.

This is not a fandom-specific blog, but will contain lots of Assassin's Creed, lots of Queer as Folk, lots of WTNV and LOTR and other fun abbreviations, lots of half-hysteric ramblings...

Also some naked dudes.

 

portraitsofboston:

“My mother is Muslim, and my father is Hindu. At the time they got together, it was sort of a forbidden love. So that’s my thing now—being open-minded about all sorts of people and places because you never know who you will fall in love with.”

portraitsofboston:

“My mother is Muslim, and my father is Hindu. At the time they got together, it was sort of a forbidden love. So that’s my thing now—being open-minded about all sorts of people and places because you never know who you will fall in love with.”

ceruleancynic:

captaingumdrop:

muddaytires:

1037135:

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

I have been sitting here giggling at this for 5 minutes straight
sleek and elegant predator right here yo

ceruleancynic:

captaingumdrop:

muddaytires:

1037135:

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

I have been sitting here giggling at this for 5 minutes straight

sleek and elegant predator right here yo

(Source: gifak-net)

linneart:

goddamnit ian gallagher with his freckles and sad face and nerdy clothes but at the same time he’s so cool and I have a new favorite character and am sobbing on the floor because of THIS STUPID SHOW HALEY WHAT’VE YOU DONE TO ME.

NEXT UP: ian and mickey because i need aNOTHER otp

I have such conflicted feelings about Lip - like, I enjoy him, I think he’s written well as a character and he’s changed a lot over the seasons, but he also treats women terribly. He was bad with Karen and bad with Mandy, and if there is a Lip/Mandy reunion (as I’m sure there will be) I hope it comes after he eats crow.

(Source: thorstarks)

Dear God

Look, man (Man?), I’m sorry I’m skipping the Sedars this year, but I picked up all these extra shifts at work because all the other Jews took off, and we’re talking copyediting hours here, those basically pay my rent every month, and it’s not like my family Sedars are the traditional 30-hour-long affairs, my family throws a plate together and skips all the boring prayers and someone usually sneaks a sip outta Elijah’s glass - 

So look, I’m sorry, really I am, but this whole ‘I will avoid bread products to make up for skipping the Sedar’ plan I had may not work because my diet consists entirely of bread products. Pasta is cheap and easy and comes in little microwavable work-friendly cups! Matzo is disgusting! I’m not even supposed to eat rice!? Like what the heck, what do you expect me to put my bacon cheeseburger on?

(If You’d ever tried a bacon cheeseburger You would not have banned meat+dairy I’m just sayin’.)

Remember that last Yom Kippur I literally fell out of my chair from hunger for You. Also my neighbors are loudly Hasidic so every time I stay home on a Friday it’s like being in shul which really should count for something.

I hope we can still be friends.